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. >> is there some hilarious holocausters. >> i don't know. me is in a movie september mom i think it is called. >> did she do it? >> i don't know. it is with woody harrelson and martin sheen. >> what a think tank that is. >> remember when "the exorcist " came out they had barf bags, i am old, they should have barf bags on that movie. the communications director says "the blaze watts was not intended fore children. >> so they floated it? >> who was it for? >> the cartoon was for adults. >> have i a vast collection of cartoons for adults and none of them look like that. >> i imagine not. >> greg you have an upcoming roll on downton avenue pick. >> i am like a curb ball with a place and i have a twitch, but it is an endearing twitch. i am trying to impress miss pence. >> you boosted the nobility. >> yes. >> explosive diarrhea. so ibt and bbt are taking chances. >> the plan of the ibs crowd -- >> they like to play with the ibs crowd. >> yes, they do. greg you pointed out that moynihan was one kid or you said he is kind of doing his part. but not
. >> is there some hilarious holocausters. >> i don't know. me is in a movie september mom i think it is called. >> did she do it? >> i don't know. it is with woody harrelson and martin sheen. >> what a think tank that is. >> remember when "the exorcist " came out they had barf bags, i am old, they should have barf bags on that movie. the communications director says "the blaze watts was not intended fore children. >> so they floated it?...
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a stoned cop sounds hilarious. you could get pulled over and they say do you know why i pulled you over? seriously, do you know why? >> it would be like the seth ro tab en -- rogan movie. >> this is the problem, you will never have legalized drugs with drug humor. everybody is like, you will never take it seriously. in the 50s and in the 40s, they used to have characters on shows who acted drunk. remember foster brooks? they don't do that anymore. you can't act drunk. when people stop acting stoned people are more accepting of it. >> we make hooker jokes all the time and prostitution is legal. >> unfortunately it is. >> for alcohol to become leg foster brooks must die. >> do you remember the roast? you don't see drunk people anymore, do you? >> they are seen as abusive when they are drunk. >> we have seen david hasselhoff. >> oh reality show. >> people with talk shows with glasses and weird brown cigarettes in their hand. you think that was awesome. >> do you know what it is? regault shows. that's the only place we
a stoned cop sounds hilarious. you could get pulled over and they say do you know why i pulled you over? seriously, do you know why? >> it would be like the seth ro tab en -- rogan movie. >> this is the problem, you will never have legalized drugs with drug humor. everybody is like, you will never take it seriously. in the 50s and in the 40s, they used to have characters on shows who acted drunk. remember foster brooks? they don't do that anymore. you can't act drunk. when people...
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>> but as soon as someone says fat it is hilarious. that's what drives me nuts. you know what it is? >> quickly. >> they have a sick disease and they need a cure. the cure is tolerance. i would rather be with that girl delicious than be with beyonce. >> oh lord. >> i have to take a break. >>> christmas is just four months away according to my mouth. after you shop what presents are most likely to be hated by your loved ones? a writer put a list together of the worst gift ideas. among them, anything practical, socks, underwear or any medicine. who does that? anything helpful like study aids or alarm clocks or a scale also too impersonal. brooke, as a woman, are you worried? >> huh? >> are you worried you might get a terrible, terrible gift? >> no, because i know all of my friends know that the best and the only gift to give is a taxable donation for a not for profit like the law fair project because without your pre speech which is what we aim to protect there would be no christmas. so give generously. >> that's code for a brick of hash. you know, friends, brick o
>> but as soon as someone says fat it is hilarious. that's what drives me nuts. you know what it is? >> quickly. >> they have a sick disease and they need a cure. the cure is tolerance. i would rather be with that girl delicious than be with beyonce. >> oh lord. >> i have to take a break. >>> christmas is just four months away according to my mouth. after you shop what presents are most likely to be hated by your loved ones? a writer put a list together of...
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word association where they get into some heavy racial slurs, and you know what it was shocking and hilarious and it was written by paul moon knee who was a guy who loves to take chances. that was 40 years ago. now a bunch of rich girls at a college wear is mustaches and we get so upset. >> we have become over sense tiesed, that's for sure. thank you for winding that up into a long saw lil law we. wow. you are not only president of "red eye" but are you considered a sorority expert. >> are parties like this typical of greek life? jay i have never met -- >> i have never met anybody from this sorority. but if they like mustaches maybe -- >> i did not see where he was going. >> actually that's true you are not mexican. they should have called it a mexican party -- a mustache party. >> and a bachelor party. >> i can't wear a sombrero anymore. >> it should have been call the a bolton bash. >> they were working on something called educational directives for the students. to me that might be scare yes, sir than the party. you know it will be weird pc madness that will force them to parrot things the
word association where they get into some heavy racial slurs, and you know what it was shocking and hilarious and it was written by paul moon knee who was a guy who loves to take chances. that was 40 years ago. now a bunch of rich girls at a college wear is mustaches and we get so upset. >> we have become over sense tiesed, that's for sure. thank you for winding that up into a long saw lil law we. wow. you are not only president of "red eye" but are you considered a sorority...
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it is afterward one of our producers said that is hilarious. sanitize them and make them cuddly grandparents. >> it airs wednesdays on the cooking channel. check it out. we will close things out with a post game wrap up. go to fox news.com/red eye for recent shows. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." greg returns as your host and return appearances from joe devito, remi spencer and reasons nick gillespie. you think that is on purpose? time to go back to tom shillou for the post game wrap up. thomas? >> thank you, andy. diane, when can we see you on huckabee? >> this saturday the 22nd. >> beautiful. jonathon, what is new? >> the producers asked me that in the green room. i had nothing, but since then bill schulz has asked me to have a drink with him. >> wow, that really puts you in some select company. >> you also knows what happens if i don't show up for "studio b." you will know where to look. >> mo, where can we see you on sunday morning? >> on cbs with cbs sunday morning. this week end i am bracing myself for guilt trip and the rec
it is afterward one of our producers said that is hilarious. sanitize them and make them cuddly grandparents. >> it airs wednesdays on the cooking channel. check it out. we will close things out with a post game wrap up. go to fox news.com/red eye for recent shows. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." greg returns as your host and return appearances from joe devito, remi spencer and reasons nick gillespie. you think that is on purpose? time to go back to tom...